I told you
about the chicken
that crossed the road
and said
"you should go with
the bigger wallet"
when all I wanted
to say was
"let me be
the person to
come home to"

I had the charm
of a bag of rice
infested with worms
so we built a boat
with palms blistered
all the way through
and sailed to an
exotic island
where the natives
thought I had
the charm of a bag
of worms
infested with rice